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Functioning Alcoholic Embroidered Shirt

Functioning Alcoholic Embroidered Shirt

Regular price $33.99 USD
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Type: T-Shirt
Color: Black
Size: S

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Functioning alcoholic, because apparently having your life together and loving a drink can coexist. This funny embroidered shirt features bold white stitching on a classic black crewneck, keeping the look simple while letting the joke do the talking.

Made for people who enjoy sarcastic drinking humor, happy hour jokes, and a little self-roasting, it's an easy conversation starter at parties or casual hangouts. A cheeky gift for your drinking buddies, bar-loving friends, or anyone with a taste for dark humor.

We offer three styles: T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies, with customizable embroidery thread colors to make it your own! Please double-check your selections before placing your order to make sure everything is just the way you like it.


MeDoEmbroidery size chart for t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies showing chest, length, and sleeve measurements to help customers choose the perfect unisex fit.

【PREMIUM EMBROIDERY】 Finely stitched for a clean, detailed, and long-lasting finish.
【ULTRA-SOFT FABRIC】 Smooth, cozy, and comfortable for all-day wear.
【WARM FLEECE INTERIOR】 Keeps you warm without adding extra bulk.
【EASY CARE】 Machine washable for effortless everyday maintenance.
【FAST PRODUCTION】 Made to order within 1–3 business days.
【FAST SHIPPING】 Delivered in approximately 2–4 business days after production.
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