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My Survival Instincts Just Quit Embroidered Sweatshirt

My Survival Instincts Just Quit Embroidered Sweatshirt

Regular price $31.99 USD
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Type: T-Shirt
ColorDark: Black
Size: S

One shirt? Who are we kidding?

One shirt? Who are we kidding?
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We all have that one crush who makes us forget every red flag. This embroidered sweatshirt puts it perfectly: “I'm not saying you're bad for me, but my survival instincts just quit.” The stitched quote adds a little dating humor to a classic crewneck, because sometimes your heart has terrible taste and you know it.

Easy to pair with jeans for coffee runs or laid-back weekends, this funny quote sweatshirt makes a playful gift for a friend who always has a story—or a very relatable treat for yourself.

MeDoEmbroidery size chart for t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies showing chest, length, and sleeve measurements to help customers choose the perfect unisex fit.

【PREMIUM EMBROIDERY】 Finely stitched for a clean, detailed, and long-lasting finish.
【ULTRA-SOFT FABRIC】 Smooth, cozy, and comfortable for all-day wear.
【WARM FLEECE INTERIOR】 Keeps you warm without adding extra bulk.
【EASY CARE】 Machine washable for effortless everyday maintenance.
【FAST PRODUCTION】 Made to order within 1–3 business days.
【FAST SHIPPING】 Delivered in approximately 2–4 business days after production.
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