• A folded black crewneck sweatshirt with white text reading 'unfortunately, I can't be nonchalant, I have a hugh rack and I'm funny' on a cream fabric background, styled with a perfume bottle and a cream scrunchie.
  • A woman taking a mirror selfie in an elevator, wearing a black crewneck sweatshirt with white text that reads 'unfortunately, I can't be nonchalant, I have a hugh rack and I'm funny'.
  • A folded light gray crewneck sweatshirt with black printed text reading 'unfortunately, I can't be nonchalant, I have a hugh rack and I'm funny' is held up in front of an embroidery machine.
  • A person wearing a light gray crewneck sweatshirt with black text that reads 'unfortunately, I can't be nonchalant, I have a hugh rack and I'm funny'. A cream canvas tote bag is slung over the shoulder against an outdoor background with blue sky and trees.
  • MeDoEmbroidery T-shirt, sweatshirt and hoodie size chart, S–5XL, with chest, length and sleeve measurements in inches.
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MeDoEmbroidery

Unfortunately I Can't Be Nonchalant Embroidered Shirt

Unfortunately I Can't Be Nonchalant Embroidered Shirt

$33.99 USD
$33.99 USD
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Stitched to order in 1–3 days, then 2–4 days in transit
Type: T-Shirt
Color: Black
Size: S

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Unfortunately, I can't be nonchalant. I have a huge rack and I'm funny. Like, how am I supposed to be all quiet and mysterious when I've got this much going on? This funny embroidered sweatshirt is basically for girls who can't keep a straight face or act chill to save their lives. The joke is that having big boobs and a personality makes playing it cool pretty much impossible.

Grab one for yourself or your busty bestie. I mean, being hot and funny is exhausting, but someone's gotta do it.

We offer three styles: T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies, with customizable embroidery thread colors to make it your own! Please double-check your selections before placing your order to make sure everything is just the way you like it.


MeDoEmbroidery size chart for t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies showing chest, length, and sleeve measurements to help customers choose the perfect unisex fit.

【PREMIUM EMBROIDERY】 Finely stitched for a clean, detailed, and long-lasting finish.
【ULTRA-SOFT FABRIC】 Smooth, cozy, and comfortable for all-day wear.
【WARM FLEECE INTERIOR】 Keeps you warm without adding extra bulk.
【EASY CARE】 Machine washable for effortless everyday maintenance.
【FAST PRODUCTION】 Made to order within 1–3 business days.
【FAST SHIPPING】 Delivered in approximately 2–4 business days after production.

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